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Once upon a time, it was the end.

The end.

And then, it started all over again, with a noisy big-bang and a massive space wobble, turning rocks into tulips and changing the planets magnetism, affecting each and every living creatures from above, far and beyond. Some gained telepathy, some others became omniscient. There's even a rumor about people able to change wine into water. We've all heard about beasts with an extreme sense of perspective and we've probably seen more than once these dark matters. There's even an insignificant species which was given the beat. These were humans.

However, this useless gift was somehow well-known in the galaxy as a powerful weapon. Maybe too powerful, feared some, considering how weak humans are. Good weapon/wrong hands ; the equation was easy to calculate.
Thus the inter-galactic order decided to eliminate all humans. As simply as that.

For this delicate mission, they called upon the Original Fools Union, also known as O.F.U - though the U is a bad catalyst in robotic scientology so they rarely add the 'Union' anymore. Supported by official governments money as well as illegal scientific activities, they created two perfect robotic conundrums, illusions made men, and dispatched them to melt inside human society and set the plan in action. In order to achieve a perfect treachery, they even loaded up their two commanders with an analog software emulation of what human call "The Rhythm". With this "The Rhythm", they could communicate unconscious orders to the human crowd without raising their awareness, which is dull most of the time anyway.

Of course, the inter-galactic order was tracking every move of their elite duo, using advanced sound waves system that creates a paradigmatic resonance in elusive atmosphere, allowing images to be bound to sound with no need for any display device. Plus you can burn it on cd, if needed.

It is known that at least one copy of these reports has been made and leaked out of secrecy, due to some activists of Left4Deaf, militant militia acting hard to reveal governments hidden projects. Once publicised through the means of SoundChurch 2.0 and its leader, Noma Nibot, it became a wildly entertaining children educational material used around the universe, at least as famous as Mom's new Eye-Phone™ or Black Hole's amazing Super-Diaper. Obviously, the inter-galactic order try to keep it under control by preventing such informations to reach human's society. Luckily, their task is made easier thanks to the mere fact human technology is a millennium late.
If one day though, these sound reports, popularised as "Ghosts, Robots and Other Delicacies" should fall into human's hands, it could be tragic to us all, so let's pray the holy Titanium it will never happen, or someone will start talking about us saying : "Once upon a time, it was the end."

The end.

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